Scientology has come up with something called “Super Power” for its rich public patrons to spend their money on. “In the works for decades, the closely guarded spiritual training program will be revealed in Clearwater, Florida reports the St. Petersburg Times.

Could Holmes blast off?According to one of its first customers Matt Feshbach he now supposedly has “super powers.” Of course the multi-millionaire money management entrepreneur, who has been a big giver to Scientology, has nothing scientifically prove objective evidence to offer, but rather subjective anecdotal stories.

Diehard Scientologist Ron Pollack, who has tossed $5-million into the so-called “Super Power fund” reportedly got a sneak peek for his money. He saw some photo of a “hi tech thing.”

Apparently part of acquiring “super power” is spinning and floating around with the aid of various contraptions.

True believers like Fesbach and Pollack probably want to believe Scientology’s fantastic claims, because it makes them feel good. The church that Sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard founded in the 1950s is good at catering to its rich and famous clients, feeding their seeming sense of narcissistic self-entitlement.

Scinetology’s Hollywood celebrities such as Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Jeanna Elfman have reached the starry heights of Hubbardism, by ascending to his so-called “Operating Thetan (OT) Levels,” which continue from OT-1 through OT-8.

Cruise, Travolta and Elfman are reportedly at OT-7, with only one more level left to pay for.

So what’s a church to do that appears to be in the business of selling its religious revelations?

Here comes “Super Power.”

Something more to sell its faithful, well at least for those with the money to pay for it.

Reportedly it can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to reach just OT-3 and find out about the link between space aliens and your negative reactive mind.

Some say Cruise and Travolta have given millions to Scientology for its courses, as gifts to the organization and programs linked to Scientology through the teachings of Hubbard like “Applied Scholastics” and Narconon.

Imagine if Tom Cruise is able to jump couches now, what will he do with “super powers.”

Ironically former members claim that when the church “checked back on the staffers who had been through Super Power. It turned out…many had left the church.”

This may mean that Katie Holmes’ parents best bet to break their daughter loose from the church many call a “cult,” is to get the girl “Super Power” ASAP. 

Super Power first customer Matt Feshbach’s niece has been linked to Holmes as her “best friend” and seeming Scientologist handler. Maybe she can take Katie to Clearwater and get her a dose of this “power,” which might enable the actress blast off to home and family in Toledo.

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3 comments untill now

  1. Wow! I can’t wait to find out how exactly this process works. It sound to me like a great idea for a spin-off comic book – or movie even.

    The scientology SUPER POWERS! A team of advanced OT8’s with super human abilities to overrun courthouses with b.s. legal filings!

  2. stargirl42 @ 2006-05-30 18:44

    For what it’s worth, Jessica Rodriguez is Matt’s niece, not his daughter. His daughter is Katie. Just thought I’d throw in the correction.

  3. Thanks stargirl, corrected.